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Dental Office

Tired of grimacing after every bite? Or being stuck smiling with your mouth closed?

 

Some think they can’t afford dental implants because corporate-owned offices overcharge for things like management fees.

 

That’s why thousands of Phoenicians turn to Dr. Joe when they want to smile again.

 

His locally-owned and operated offices provide premium, full-mouth implants that save patients up to $20,000!

 

Visit Aria Di Center Dot Com or call the number on your screen to claim your FREE 15-minute consultation and finally get back to enjoying your favorite foods and living a healthier life.

Insulated Apparel

The great outdoors can be beautiful until temperatures drop…

 

Say “GOODBYE” to freezing with Gobi Heat and cozy up with our stylish, adjustable heated jackets and camping chairs with just a push of a button!

 

Enjoy the luxurious warmth wherever you go in as little as 30 seconds and for up to 10 HOURS!

 

But supplies are limited... 

 

So browse our selection of colors, sizes and styles on Gobi Heat Dot Com…

 

And harness the heat of the desert!

Financial Planning

 

Disappointed with your current financial plan?


 

Not sure if your nest egg is enough to retire comfortably?

 

Then contact GHW Health, a full-service CPA firm who's been helping people like you for over 25 years!

 

We use tax-efficient strategies to handle Money & Investment Management and Tax Planning th

e RIGHT way, so you can retire with peace of mind.

 

We have BIG firm resources, yet are small enough to offer the personalized attention our clients deserve.

 

Call the number on your screen today!

Local Roofing

 

The way your home or business looks MATTERS, so if you’re overburdened by unsightly mold or algae...

 

Then visit Southern Current PW dot com!

 

As Central Florida’s leading roof and exterior cleaner, we can wash away ANY project for LESS!

 

Need your roof, siding or concrete flooring cleaned FAST? No problem!

 

We’ll rush our seasoned power washing professionals to your home, HOA or commercial property and have them looking BRAND NEW in no time!

 

Visit Southern Current PW dot com for a FREE estimate...

 

And ask about our special discounts for seniors and veterans!

Local Publishing

Tired of WAITING for your book, movie, or music to get published?

 

Skip the rejections from uninspired publishing companies...

 

Let Be Published dot com publish and promote your work for less. We’ll handle everything from cover design to distribution...

 

… you can even keep 100% of rights and royalties!

 

"The last company charged me thousands and took six months! You all got my book out in 30 days for $750!"

 

"My book and cd look so good, people think I have a publishing deal!"

 

Call the number on your screen for a FREE Publishing Strategy Session today!

Cleaning Solutions

 

Aina Care is your one-stop-shop for natural, environmentally-friendly cleaning solutions, perfect for your home, car, personal belongings and EVERYTHING in between!

 

Our state-of-the-art cleaning products are extremely tough on stains, yet gentle on your hands...

 

Our secret?

 

We make our non-toxic cleaning products with only 100% NATURAL ingredients…

 

So you can say GOODBYE to harsh chemicals and excess plastics filling up our oceans.

 

Join the movement to save our planet WITHOUT sacrificing quality!

 

Visit Aina Clean Dot Come and use Promo Code PRIME20 for FREE SHIPPING for all orders over $50

Skin Care Clinic

 

Tired of those stubborn extra inches around your midsection that just WON’T go away?

 

Sick of keeping old clothes that MIGHT fit one day?

 

Exhausted from all the exercise and hardcore dieting?

 

When NOTHING else works, try our proven Body Contourz treatment!

 

Lose two inches off your waist on your first visit or your money back!

 

With our non-invasive techniques, you’ll lose pure body fat for noticeable results.

 

And after six treatments, you’ll be eight inches down, or the rest of your treatment is free!

 

Call the number on your screen to start shedding inches today!

 

Mortgage Broker

 

You are SO much more than your credit score…

 

So why let it dictate your future?

 

After all, prequalification is VERY different than pre approval.

 

… and with record-low interest rates, there’s NO better time to buy a home!

 

At Capital Mortgage, we provide the personalized attention that works WITH your credit score for LOW interest rates and FAST approvals!

 

Interested?

 

  • Just visit [WEBSITE]

  • Hit apply

  • Fill out the form

  • And get your results in just 15 minutes!

 

Become a homeowner with Capital Mortgage today!

Bags & Accessories

 

Tired of lugging around the same, lame travel gear?

 

Then head over to Chill Life Gear dot com for next-level travel bags and accessories from your favorite Shows, Movies, Games!

 

Express yourself with our waterproof travel bags, insulated flasks and anything else you may need on-the-go for less!

 

Stay creative and comfortable from the grocery store to the airport by checking out Chill Life Gear dot com and use code INTRO to get 25% OFF your next order!

 

Stay chill!

Real Estate Agent

 

Everything I touch turns to SOLD (Scroll across screen)

 

Ever wonder how much your house is really worth?

 

Contact Damon the Agent, there are PLENTY of agents but there is none like Damon the Agent!

 

93% of sellers NET the MOST money for their homes in the LEAST amount of time with Damon. Most buyser save thousands and with 17 years of expertise and experience it is no wonder everything he touches turns to SOLD! (Scroll across screen)

 

Interested? Visit DAMON THE AGENT-DOT-COM for a free home value consultation & free buyers appointment, you’ll be happy you did!

Food Delivery App

 

The new normal has changed the way many of us work…

 

But it doesn’t have to change the way we eat!

 

Din Din brings all of your favorite local flavors right to your door - perfect for:

  • Corporate meal plans

  • Work from home employees

  • Or anyone else in need of quick, healthy ‘heat & serve’ meals!

 

Save time and stress WITHOUT sacrificing quality OR taste by visiting Din Din dot com or downloading the Din Din app…

 

And use Coupon Code ‘TV10’ at checkout for 10% OFF your first order!

Air Duct Specialist

 

Do you run your air conditioner often?

 

Does your home or office smell musky, or smokey?

 

Are you feeling more congested than usual?

 

Chances are, you need your air ducts cleaned.

 

That dust you’re breathing in doesn’t only keep you stuffed-up…

 

It’s also the #1 cause of fire — not to mention the spikes in your electricity bills.

 

So call the number on your screen to have Ductz of Naples & Bonita Springs inspect your air ducts for FREE!

 

We provide affordable, same-day cleanings when necessary.

 

And don’t forget to ask about senior citizen and military discounts!

Home Repair

 

Edge Electric is every homeowner’s source for home repair, maintenance and remodeling.

 

Our team of 100% licensed and insured service technicians are known for their quick response times, quality workmanship, and fair prices...

 

But as a family-owned business, we know what’s most important - your safety.

 

That’s why you can always trust Edge Electric, whether you need a small repair job or a house-wide installation! 

 

Don’t wait...

 

Visit Edge Electric dot com for a FREE estimate or consultation!

 

That’s Edge Electric dot com for a FREE estimate or consultation!

Airport Parking Service

 

Flying out of Fort Myers, but DON’T want to waste time or money leaving your car at the airport?

 

Then call the number on your screen for hassle-free covered parking WITH valet service for as little as $10 per day!

 

Fort Myers Airport Parking is a family-owned alternative, conveniently located less than 2 miles from the airport!

 

Save time, money AND stress on airport parking by calling the number on your screen NOW and ask about our EXTRA limited-time 20% discount!

 

Travel Agent

 

Your dream vacation is right around the corner, but planning it can be a NIGHTMARE!

 

Between outdated Google results, faulty “paid-for” reviews and never-ending expenses, some people settle for a “staycation”.

 

Don’t settle — call the number on your screen for a FREE travel consultation.

 

Fox World Travel has been helping people plan their stress-free vacations for over 60 years.

 

… and we’re still family-owned and operated from the great state of Winsconsin because WE believe that every trip should be a lifelong memory.

 

Call the number on your screen to get started!

Insurance

 

Looking for the right insurance company is like finding a needle in the haystack…

 

and like you, we know there’s no one-size-fits-all coverage.

 

… and when times change, you’ll want to know your options.

 

That’s why so many Americans trust Georgia Premier!

 

We’ve compiled dozens of nationally-branded insurance companies over the past 32 years so you can find the best coverage for YOUR needs. 

 

Oh, and we don’t work for the insurance companies. We work for YOU!

 

Visit Georgia Premier dot com for a FREE quote AND policy review!

 

That’s Georgia Premier dot com.

Italian Restaurant

 

Tired of the same old boring lunch?

 

Then take your friends and family to Gusto, Seaside’s home for wood-fired pizza, homemade pasta and other mouth-watering favorites like our:

  • Eggplant Parmesan 

  • Lasagna

  • Carbonara

  • Pizza Margherita

  • Calamari

  • and more, with lunch specials starting as low as $11!

 

Our warm, casual atmosphere, family-friendly staff and exquisite cuisine made us Seaside’s premier Italian restaurant!

 

Looking for an authentic, family-owned experience?

 

Then book your reservation at Gusto 1901 dot com, that’s Gusto 1901 dot com!

Realtor

 

This is the BEST time to sell your home

 

But just THINKING about everything involved is enough to stress most people out…

 

That’s why more home sellers are turning to Tashina, who’s extensive experience with local real estate and marketing give YOU the competitive advantage, yielding:

  • One-of-a-kind open house events

  • Stronger negotiations

  • More (BETTER) offers on your home!

 

Get your home sold within 15 days, stress-free - GUARANTEED and move on to the next chapter of your life.

 

Visit I AM TASHINA SMITH DOT COM SLASH HOMES for a FREE Competitive Market Analysis

 

More Money. Less Stress. Happy Sellers.

Theme Park

 

For DINO-SIZED fun for the whole family, plan your one-of-a-kind adventure to Jurassic Party Place!

 

Everything from our Arts and Crafts to our Dinosaur Dig will have you ROARING!

 

Hang out with our life-like animatronic Triceratops, Brachiosauruses and other awesome dinosaurs!

 

Ride our MONSTER T-Rex and experience our state-of-the-art 9D VR Simulator!

 

Jurassic Party Place is open 7-days a week for affordably-price experiences, perfect for friends, family and all-inclusive birthday parties too!

 

Visit Jurassic Party Place dot com or scan this QR Code to book your roarsome good time!

Logistics

 

Looking for a FASTER and EASIER way to ship your goods?

 

Then visit L 5 US DOT COM to tap into the country’s LARGEST delivery network and let us handle the processing, shipping AND delivery for you!

 

Small businesses to Fortune 500 Companies LOVE our LIVE AGENTS who provide personalized attention around-the-clock so you can skip the long lines and lost packages.

 

Simply create your FREE account at L 5 US DOT COM and hit ‘click-to-ship’ for hassle-free freight services!

 

That’s L 5 US DOT COM for a premium shipping experience!

Mexican Restaurant

 

Looking to change-up your boring dine-in routine?

 

Then try La Brasa – Palm Beach County’s go-to spot for authentic Latin American cuisine!

 

Our fresh, never-frozen dishes include:

  • Juicy skirt steak

  • Peruvian-style fried rice

  • Succulent beef stir fry

  • Fall-off-the-bone rotisserie chicken

  • And much more!

 

Our from-scratch meals are as healthy as they are delicious – perfect for lunch or dinner!


 

We’re open 7 days a week for eat-in, take-out and even catering!

 

Visit one of our convenient locations or quick & easy drive-thrus today!

Footwear

 

Can’t find a comfortable pair of shoes that fit just right?

 

Don’t roll the dice shopping online or at big box stores…

 

Shop local at Lark Shoes, Marin and Napa County’s one-stop-shop for all things footwear!

 

We have everything from household to hard-to-find brands like:

  • Birkenstock

  • Ugg

  • HOKA

  • Dansko

  • Blundstone

  • And select European brands too!

 

We also have a HUGE selection of premium socks, insoles, laces, polish, sprays and more!

 

Teachers, hospital and restaurant workers get 10% off so visit one of our 3 convenient locations today!

Professional Training

The New Normal has turned more businesses virtual than ever. 

 

… and with change, comes its share of challenges.

 

Business Owners AND Employees: since going virtual, have you struggled to:

  • effectively communicate with colleagues or customers?

  • build or maintain business relationships?

  • or stay productive and on-task?

 

If so, you’re NOT alone!

 

Visit McBride Smith Training dot com for the comprehensive, 1-on-1 training that’ll make you more productive and effective from ANYWHERE!

 

That’s right!

 

Visit McBride Smith Training dot com to make remote work, WORK!

Fashion/Apparel

 

Are you TIRED of settling for low-quality clothes but DON’T want to pay boutique prices?

 

Then visit Memories By Danielle on the 1st floor of the Mayfair Mall for the next-level shopping experience you deserve!

 

We have everything from unique, stylish clothing to hand-made soaps, personally-designed apparel and SO much more!

 

Shopping online? We make it easy with lightning-fast shipping and unbeatable customer service!

 

Enter Code NEW YOU at checkout for an extra 15% off NOW…

 

And NEVER settle on style again!

Mechanic

 

If you’re in the auto repair and restoration business, we’re the company for you!

 

We have a wide selection of high-quality:

  • motorcycle lifts

  • rotisserie lifts

  • tire equipment

  • And more!

 

… all for lower prices than you’ll find ANYWHERE else! 

 

AND available for local pickup!

 

We even have inventory for hard-to-find equipment!

 

Call the number on your screen for up-to-date product info and pricing.

 

We even manufacture paint booths and offer power coating services, too!

 

Just call the number on your screen for a FREE quote today!

 

House-Flipper

 

Looking for a fresh start WITHOUT the stress?

 

Need cash NOW?

 

Then sell your house to Offer On Homes and skip the:

  • time-wasting showings

  • sneaky realtor commissions

  • and expensive home repairs

 

… regardless of your house’s condition!

 

Offer On Homes makes selling and moving easy so you can cruise into your new life!

 

To get TOP DOLLAR in as little as 5 days, call or text “OFFER” to the number on your screen for a risk-free CASH OFFER!

 

Act NOW and we’ll move you for free AND pay a YEAR’S worth of storage unit fees!

 

Dentistry and Orthodontics Provider

 

Is going to your dentist scary or intimidating?

 

Paseo Ranch Pediatric Dentistry and Orthodontics takes the fear out of going to the dentist!

 

Our warm, colorful office is filled with hand-picked associates that will cater to your needs so you can feel comfortable the entire time.

 

We even have play areas while you wait!

 

No insurance? No problem!

 

You can even take advantage of our limited-time $99 NEW PATIENT SPECIAL!

 

Just visit Paseo Ranch PD Dot com for a fun AND comfortable dental experience!

Waste Disposal

 

Are you TIRED of seeing garbage-grade service from your waste disposal haulers, only for them to nickel and dime you every step of the way? 

 

For honest, compromise-free disposal services, call the number on your screen!

 

Patriot Disposal handles residential, commercial AND roll-off services with IMMEDIATE availability!

 

Family owned and locally-operated for over 20 years, we take pride in our work. 

 

Does your disposal hauler clean AROUND the dumpsters?

 

If not, call the number on your screen TODAY and don’t forget to ask for SALES!

Golf Accessories

 

Every golfer experiences it at some point…

 

You’re not hitting the fairway as often as you used to…

And your driver starts feeling like a 5-wood…

 

Eventually, it gets in your head. That’s when things REALLY start going downhill…

 

Too many golfers waste hundreds on a new driver when they just need to upgrade their shafts.

 

Maximize accuracy and start striping it again with adjustable shafts that’ll have you feeling more confident, shooting lower scores and loving the game more than ever.

 

Just head to Penley Sports dot com for premium shafts made right here in the USA.

Medical Transportation

 

Are you SICK of relying on friends or loved ones to take you to the doctor… forcing them to take off from work?

 

There’s no reason to feel like a burden anymore…

 

because now your doctor can come to YOU!

 

Ruffin Associates is the easiest AND most painless option for primary in-home care.

 

We offer everything from routine check-ups to bloodwork, x-rays, ultrasounds, and so much more with unrivaled compassion and solutions tailored to YOUR needs

 

… all from the comfort of your home! 

 

Call the number on your screen NOW for a FREE assessment today!

Film Festival

 

If you’re a fan of film, YOU’RE INVITED!

 

The Sacred Noise Society's Star City Film Festival will be LIVE from Sheboyhan, Wisconsin!

 

Experience our red carpet event and take pictures with stars and filmmakers from all over the world!

 

We’ll have live music, dancing – even LIVE script readings and Cold Read Audition Classes!

 

Join “Days Of Our Lives”, Thaao Penghlis, Steve Blackwood and Host, Katie O’ Regan for never-before-seen films and a party for the ages!

 

Get your tickets, or livestream at Sacred Noise Society Dot Org!

Rehab Center

 

Addiction is a disease that destroys careers, relationships, families and lives.

 

If you’re addicted to:

  • Drugs

  • Alcohol

  • Gambling

  • Sex, or

  • Food

 

Text “Donn” to the number on your screen for the help you need.

 

As a retired veteran and airline pilot, I welcome all of our veterans and first responders to know that you’ve done so much to help others… Now it’s my time to help YOU!

 

Just text “Donn” to the number on your screen for a FREE consultation.

Senior Life Insurance

 

ATTENTION WOMEN WITH DIABETES, HBP OR HIV…

 

Did you know that high blood pressure qualifies you for immediate coverage with NO waiting period?

 

Senior Age Life Insurance offers coverage for up to $30,000, with NO medical examinations!

 

Just answer a few simple questions to be locked in at today’s low prices.

 

We make preparation easy, so you can spare your loved ones the burden in such trying times.

 

Don’t wait…

 

Call the number on your screen NOW for a FREE consultation!

Senior Healthcare

 

ATTENTION SENIORS!

 

The Medicare Advantage Open Enrollment Period ends on March 31st, making THIS the time to update your plan!

 

By waiting too long, you might be STUCK with your current plan for the rest of the year!

 

Senior Healthcare Advisors creates custom plans based on YOUR needs, to include:

  • No premiums, deductibles OR co-pays!

  • Additional dental, hearing and vision benefits

  • And up to $172 per month BACK on your social security check

 

Questions?

 

Call the number on your screen to speak with a trained agent for a custom Medicare Advantage Plan!

 

Service Provider App

 

Looking to turn vacant chairs into extra revenue?

 

ShearShare helps barbershop, salon and spa owners rent out spaces to qualified pros FAST and EASY!

 

Simply download our FREE app, find and message local professionals and start earning with our hassle-free, pay-as-you-go workspace with NO contracts OR commissions!

 

We’re available in over 900 cities across the US and even offer liability insurance options!

 

With ShearShare, shop owners and stylists can grow together!

 

Download our FREE app in the App Store or Google Play Store to start boosting your profits!

Senior Placement

 

Do you have elderly loved ones who struggle living alone?

 

If you KNOW they need living assistance, but feel unsure about such a big change…

 

… or simply don’t know where to start…

 

Then call the number on your screen and let Senior Placement Services of Michigan ease your fears!

 

We work directly with families to find the BEST, local Retirement Living and Memory Care Communities that fit your needs and budget for FREE….

 

So your loved ones can live safely AND happily!

 

Just call the number on your screen to get started!

Countertop Manufacturer

 

Looking to install new countertops WITHOUT the hassle?

 

Then visit Stone Trash Dot Com!

 

Stone Trask Dot Com quotes and coordinates countertop projects from our extensive network of professional templators, fabricators and installers!

 

We do all the heavy lifting and planning so you can relax!

 

Don’t let your contractor overcharge you for materials or labor…

 

We have a HUGE selection of premium tile and countertops fit for any style and budget.

 

And best of all, our prices are as clear as glass…  that’s our rock solid guarantee!

 

Visit Stone Trash Dot Com today!

Texas-Based Bakery

 

Wholesome Bakery is San Antonio’s home for gourmet, sacrifice-free Vegan, Keto and Paleo delights!

 

Why slave for HOURS in the kitchen when you can enjoy all your favorite foods hassle-free?

 

Because we may be wholesome, but we’re more than a bakery!

 

We have delicious, hand-made meals that range from chicken salad to burgers and pizza…

 

Scrumptious cheesecake, cinnamon rolls, brownies…

 

And of course, custom artisan-made cakes for birthdays, weddings, baby showers and more!

 

… all for eat-in, takeout or delivery!

 

Visit Wholesome Eating L-L-C Dot Com to place your first delicious order today!

Denver-Based Vein Doctor

 

Feeling self-conscious about the rope-like veins traveling down your legs?

 

Find yourself thinking twice before putting on shorts, a dress or a bathing suit?

 

Does the pain, burning or ‘heavy feeling’ hold you back from enjoying fun in the sun?

 

We can get rid of these spider veins once and for all so you can look your best and live your life 100% pain-free!

 

… all with a simple, painless procedure that most insurances happily cover!

 

So if you’re sick of experiencing:

  • numbness and tingling

  • burning in the feet

  • leg cramps at night

  • Heaviness in the legs throughout the day

  • or are just tired of the unsightly veins…

 

Call the toll-free number on your screen or visit Denver Vein Doc Dot Com for a FREE consultation.

 

The Denver Vein Doctor uses only the most experienced care providers who are specially-trained to offer immediate relief.

 

You’re just a call or click-away from having clear, painless legs.

 

Just call the toll-free number on your screen or visit Denver Vein Doc Dot Com for a FREE consultation.

Home Furniture

 

Love crafts but HATE clutter?

 

The DreamBox is your all-in-one hideaway crafting haven that opens and closes in SECONDS for maximum storage and creative time...

 

… complete with fully-customizable shelves and stowaway tables!

 

Our patented tri-fold system keeps all of your favorite supplies within arms-reach, all from the comfort of your comfy chair...

 

… and when you’re done, simply fold away 85 THOUSAND cubic inches of storage into a discrete, stylish cabinet.

 

  • Rediscover your passion for crafting

  • Make your next DIY project a breeze

  • And NEVER double buy expensive art supplies AGAIN!

 

Our innovative track system makes adjusting and customizing your happy place effortless so you can stay creative AND organized without taking up much space!


 

The DreamBox is made of only the finest materials right here in the USA for a lifetime of beauty and convenience.

 

Call the number on your screen or visit create room dot com to instantly save 100$ on your DreamBox today!

 

That’s create room dot com to save 100$ on your DreamBox today!

Office Accessories

 

Conventional, bulky desk lamps create endless clutter, lost items and unneeded stress.

 

… Introducing LumiCharge - the multi-purpose, space-saving desk lamp, featuring a:

  • full calendar display with date, time and temperature settings

  • adjustable dimmer

  • bluetooth speaker 

  • AND a wireless charger - all in one!

 

It’s a GREAT addition to any office, night stand or dorm room, so you can work, study, or relax uninterrupted.

 

Give the PERFECT gift by visiting the LumiCharge dot com

 

And while you’re there, check out the LumiCharge 2, which includes an easy-connect USB Port and motion sense technology!

 

The LumiCharge and LumiCharge 2 normally go for $149, but for a limited-time, you can have one for only $99!

 

Just visit the LumiCharge dot com and enter code ‘TV’ for an extra $10 OFF…

 

PLUS we’ll throw in a universal phone dock AND a special attachment that fits cups, watches and headsets while supplies last – that’s a $40 value!

 

But that’s not all…

 

Because if you buy 2 LumiCharges you’ll get the 2nd for HALF OFF!

 

Visit the LumiCharge dot com today!

Laser Center

 

Are you suffering from pain that you just can’t seem to shake off?

 

Have you tried everything, only to feel helpless?

 

Are you tired of missing out on your favorite hobbies?

 

If you’re experiencing arthritis or general, nagging pain in your:

  • Shoulders

  • Knee

  • Back

  • Neck 

  • Joints

  • Hands

  • Or feet…

 

then we have a solution for YOU!

 

It’s high-powered, deep tissue laser therapy that doesn’t only relieve pain – it stops it at its source, so you can go back to living your life, pain-free!

 

And choosing this non-invasive ReliefNow Laser therapy means:

  • NO surgeries

  • NO pain medications

  • NO episurals

 

And most importantly, NO MORE PAIN!

 

… all from the comfort of a ReliefNow Laser office.

 

Call the number on your screen NOW to find a ReliefNow Laser Office near you!

 

If you want to get back to living a healthy, active lifestyle…

 

And playing with your grandchildren again…

 

Then call the number on your screen NOW!

 

ReliefNow: A world WITHOUT daily pain!

 

Warning: This treatment may cause renewed joy and satisfaction.

 

Traffic Safety Supplier

 

Acme Safety Supply is your one-stop-shop for durable, state-of-the-art traffic safety equipment and signage!

 

We have everything from traffic cones to hard hats and first aid kits ready for rent or purchase to make your next project a breeze!

 

But that’s not all…

 

We also create custom signs, banners and vehicle graphics - made just for your business

 

Call the number on your screen and ask about our 10% off monthly specials!

 

After serving San Diego and Imperial County for over 20 years with an A+ Better Business Bureau rating it’s clear that...

 

“Every job begins and ends with our service”

Funeral Home

 

Bergen Funeral Home has been taking care of grieving families since 1962 for a fraction of what corporate-owned facilities charge.

 

We make things easier by handling all of the arrangements, exactly as you want, so your loved ones won’t be burdened with making any difficult decisions during such trying times. 

 

Our funeral homes are locally owned, operated and always ready to cater to your every need - 24 hours a day.

 

All costs are 100% guaranteed for the entire life of our agreement.

 

Get the peace of mind you and your loved ones deserve with Bergen Funeral Home: a family you can trust.

Carolina-Based Health Insurance

If you’re on Medicare, we have BREAKING NEWS…

 

You may not be getting ALL the benefits that you’re 100% entitled to.

 

Call the number on your screen NOW to see if you qualify for Medicare Advantage.

 

With Medicare Advantage, qualified individuals enjoy comprehensive benefits including:

  • health, hospital, over-the-counter, dental, vision and hearing coverage

  • $148 back into their social security checks with buyback options

  • Medicare Part B premium expenses covered by your state

  • A prepaid card for healthy, delicious food

  • chiropractic care

  • an expenses-paid gym membership

  • and SO MUCH MORE...

 

… all from top insurance providers like Aetna Senior Supplemental, WellCare, Humana, UnitedHealthCare, and BlueCross BlueShield of South Carolina

 

You may also qualify for our Extra Help Program, which covers prescription drug costs!

 

There’s only one way to find out if you qualify for Medicare Advantage and its long list of life-changing benefits.

 

The call is FREE, so you have NOTHING to lose and EVERYTHING to gain…

 

Call the number on your screen NOW and claim the benefits you DESERVE!

Closet Designer

 

Spring cleaning? How about a spring HOME MAKEOVER?

 

We design and install custom:

  • Walk-In Closets

  • Home Offices

  • Laundry Rooms

  • WallBeds

  • Media Centers

  • And SO much more for those in the Chicagoland area!

 

We’ll send one of our PROFESSIONAL designers to your home to plan your FREE custom solution…

 

You’ll also get your installation date the SAME DAY!

 

As part of our SPRING SPECIAL, we’re offering:

  • 40% OFF Everything

  • 18 Months of Special Financing

  • EVEN FREE INSTALLATION

 

Visit Closets By Design Dot Com or call the number on your screen to schedule your appointment today!

Shower Remodelling

 

Looking to give your shower a fresh, natural look?

 

Then sit back and relax on one of our beautiful, 100% plantation-grown solid teak corner benches.

 

They hold 250 pounds and double as a heavy duty shower caddy with foot pads that easily adjust for sloping shower floors.

 

Made in a small Indonesian village with an “Earthy Teak” finish, you’ll love the natural grains and colors.

 

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Elder Skin Care Client

Script #1

I always wondered why we develop a musky odor as we age. Turns out, there are three reasons.

 

The first, and main reason for the odor is explained by science. See, our natural antioxidant defenses can begin weakening for people as young as forty years old. In other words, our skin’s natural oils become more likely to react with oxygen — this reaction creates an invisible substance known as “nonenal”.

 

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When you aren’t aware of an odor, you’re far less likely to address it. However, while powerful perfumes and high-end laundry detergents might temporarily mask the odors, they’ll never address the root cause of the problem.

 

…. mystery solved! But still, this only brings us to the next question: what can seniors do about nonenal — the “old person smell” that keeps them feeling ancient and unwanted?

 

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  • And finally, hydrating body lotion to keep your skin healthy, hydrated and less likely to produce more nonenal.

 

The Nonenal Deodorizing Kit helps me prevent, mask and purge nonenal from the skin, just like that! 

 

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Script #2

Let’s settle for once and for all — do all old people smell?

 

No, old people don’t all have the same smell.

And no, old people are not less likely to practice good hygiene.

 

But, there is a scientific explanation for the notorious “old person smell” that so many notice and talk about — what people smell is an invisible substance, known as “nonenal”. 

 

Nonenal can begin forming in adults as young as forty years old. This happens because our natural antioxidant defenses begin to weaken with time — a weaker defense to antioxidants cause our skin’s natural oils to react to the air around it. This reaction creates a substance called “nonenal”.

 

And while we can’t smell or detect this musk on ourselves, those around us do.

 

So I’d like to repeat: the formation of nonenal, is 100% natural, and not an indication of poor hygiene. However, the older we get, the more compromised our skin's defenses become, causing nonenal formation to occur more, and therefore, become more noticeable.

 

And the fact that nonenal is known to cling to clothing, furniture and closed, non-ventilated spaces doesn’t exactly help the cause.

 

Fancy perfumes and laundry detergents can mask the smell… for an hour or two. But they don’t do anything to address the root cause of nonenal.

 

That’s why I replaced some of my usual, outdated toiletries with The Nonenal Deodorizing Kit. With it, I enjoy:

  • Fresh-scented body wash that’s clinically-proven to break-down and wash-away nonenal at its source

  • Special, tannins-made deodorant, specially-formulated to help slow-down the skin’s natural oxidation process

  • And smooth, hydrating body lotion that keeps my skin moisturized and nonenal-free

 

You can’t stop the aging process, but you can bathe and protect yourself with products that are scientifically-proven to rid those “old people odors”, rather than just mask them.

 

The best part? You can try The Nonenal Deodorizing Kit, risk-free! If you don’t smell younger in 30 days, simply return it for a free refund. And if you order now, you’ll also receive a 20% discount on your first order!

Script #3

More seniors are out and about than ever before… because of a new line of soap products?

 

It’s true!

 

The trending “old people smell” you may have heard about, or smelt for yourself? It’s a real thing, but that “old people smell”... probably doesn’t work the way you think it does!

 

Here’s what happens…

 

As we begin to age, our natural antioxidant defenses weaken — year-by-year. As this weakening occurs, our skin’s natural oils become more prone to reacting with the oxygen around us. This reaction is known as “nonenal”.

 

You can’t hear nonenal. You can’t see nonenal. But you can smell nonenal — that’s where the “old people smell” comes from — not poor hygiene!

 

In fact, nonenal is even known to cling to most fabrics, furniture — even tight spaces. That’s why senior homes tend to have a distinct smell.

 

But as with typical body odor, the person emitting the odor usually can’t smell it on themselves. They often don’t know until they’re told by a friend or family member.

 

… and while this is nothing more than a harmless, musky odor — knowing about it was enough to keep senior citizens from going out and enjoying their lives.

 

They felt embarrassed, self-conscious, and less likely to want to go out on the town.

 

Until, they discovered The Nonenal Deodorizing Kit — their 1-2-3 solution to smelling (and feeling) younger again.

 

Its tannins-made body wash is clinically-proven to break-up and wash-away excess nonenal on the skin.

 

Its special deodorant provides all-day protection from odors, including those of the nonenal variety.

 

And its hydrating body wash keeps older skin hydrated, while boosting its natural antioxidant layer to prevent the formation of new nonenal.

 

It’s the perfect wash, protect and hydrate formula for any morning routine!

 

With the The Nonenal Deodorizing Kit, senior citizens can go out without worrying about giving off an odor. It’s a complete game-changer!

 

You can try The Nonenal Deodorizing Kit risk-free for 30 days. If you don’t smell younger, return it for a full refund. And if you click the link below this video, you’ll get 20% off your first order!

 

Script #1

It turns out “old people smell” isn’t a myth. It’s actually proven by science.

 

As our skin ages, our natural antioxidant defense gradually weakens, due to a greater oxidation of lipid acid. This results in excessive oil production that gives off that familiar, musky odor, known to cling to clothes, furniture and closed spaces. 

 

This odor, also known as “nonenal” can start developing in adults as young as 40 years old — an odor that becomes more noticeable with each passing year.

 

And when we say “odor”, we’re not talking about poor hygiene. “Old people smell” is 100% natural, can’t be sprayed or perfumed-away and simply won’t go away on its own. 

 

But that doesn’t mean you have to be stuck living with “old people smell” forever.

 

Because you can be like thousands of lively seniors around the world, who have literally washed and soothed-away their “old people smell” as part of a fast, easy, 3-step process.

 

Just add the Nonenal Deodorising Routine Kit to your daily routine, which includes:

  • Fresh-smelling body wash, clinically-proven to break-down nonenal with persimmon tannins, while preventing the formation of nonenal-caused oils with special antioxidants

  • Smooth all-day protection deodorant, formulated to protect you from nonenal formation

  • And soothing body lotion made to hydrate your skin and naturally restore that refreshing glow

 

… all designed to get (and keep) that “old people smell” away so you can smell as young as you feel. 

 

Curious? You can try the Nonenal Deodorising Routine Kit risk-free for 30 days. Smell young again, or get your money back. No questions asked! Click the link below to save 20% on your first order!

Script #2

Ever wonder why seniors always seem to have the same “old people smell”, no matter where they live, or what they eat?

 

Most assume it’s a result of strained eyesight and bad hygiene. As a germaphobe, I knew that wasn’t the case from personal experience. It turns out, that distinct smell is a simple product of aging. 

 

As we get older, our skin’s natural antioxidant defenses begin to weaken, making our skin’s natural oils more likely to react with the oxygen in the air. This reaction creates a substance, known as “nonenal”.

 

This process can begin in adults as young as 40 years old —and because our skin’s natural defenses weaken with time, the odor becomes more noticeable as we age. So the older we get, the more likely we are to be impacted by nonenal-caused odors.

 

And even though we can’t smell these odors on ourselves, they’re noticeable to others and are known to cling to our clothes, and furniture — they even linger in tight, non-ventilated spaces.

 

Fancy fabrics, expensive detergents and posh perfumes might temporarily mask the smell, but because they don’t address the scientific cause of nonenal, they’re just short-term solutions.

 

That’s when my neighbor recommended [ClientName]’s Nonenal Deodorising Routine Kit. Thousands of seniors use it to wash and keep-away that dreaded “old person smell”.

 

The Nonenal Deodorising Routine Kit comes with:

  • Fresh-scented shower scrub, formulated to break-down nonenal on the skin, and wash-away odors with persimmon tannins — and is made with special antioxidants that prevent nonenal-forming oils from forming in your skin

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  • And special body lotion designed to keep your skin hydrated and free from unwanted odors

 

Changing-up my bathing brand made a world of difference. It adds seconds to my morning routine and layers to my self-confidence.

 

And you can experience odor-free living for yourself, 100% risk-free. If you don’t smell younger and feel better, return within 30 days for a full refund. Click the link below for 20% off your first order!

Script #3

My granddaughter and her little friend broke my heart last month. They said my house smelled like “old people” — and that I do, too!

 

I’m 62, but I don’t feel that old. And hearing that made me feel ancient. I don’t want to spend my golden years smelling “old”. I certainly didn’t want to feel self-conscious about my odors, especially since I couldn’t smell it on myself.

 

I tried expensive laundry detergents, perfumes — even vinegar. But the masking of the odor was short-lived — it would always come back.

 

That’s because I wasn’t addressing the source of the smell. It turns out, there’s a scientific reason seniors around the world experience these kinds of odors.

 

I learned that, as we get older, our skin’s natural antioxidant defenses grow tired and weak, which causes our skin’s natural oil production to ramp-up and react differently with the air. This reaction creates an invisible substance, known as “nonenal”.

 

This process can begin as early as 40 years old, but becomes more prevalent with old age, until friends, family and strangers begin to notice. In fact, nonenal can even stick to fabrics and furniture — it even linger in closed spaces, too!

 

I was desperate to get rid of the smell, until I found [ClientName]’s Nonenal Deodorising Routine Kit. It smells wonderful, and includes:

  • A shower scrub that breaks-down nonenal to wash-away odors with persimmon tannins — it even contains special antioxidants that prevent nonenal-forming oils from forming in your skin

  • Deodorant that provides me with 24/7 protection against nonenal odor

  • And silky smooth body lotion that keeps my skin hydrated and protected, with a glow of youth

 

I love this being part of my morning routine — now smelling young is as easy as 1-2-3!

 

After one week, my granddaughter said I smelled pretty… and knowing I smell young makes me feel young again.

 

You can join me and thousands of young-at-heart seniors by trying [ClientName]’s Nonenal Deodorising Routine Kit risk-free for 30 days. Try it, and smell noticeably younger, or get your money back. You can even save 20% on your first order by clicking below!

 

Script #1 (First-Person)

“Grandma, you smell OLD!” — that’s what my granddaughter told me over the summer.

 

She practically screamed it out of nowhere. But the worst part of it was knowing that kids are brutally honest.

 

When I first heard it, I didn’t know what to think. I wasn’t aware “old” could have a smell, except for maybe moth balls? Which I don’t even use.

 

So I asked her mother — my daughter. That’s when I learned the truth — she reluctantly told me that I had a “musky odor” that resembles our old attic. I didn’t know what to say.

 

I shower every day.

I exercise and eat right.

I do my laundry weekly.

I do my best to keep my home clean.

And I don’t have pets.

 

I kept wondering what was causing me to smell…. OLD! 

 

As it happens, this “old person smell” I had been hearing about can be explained by science.

 

It turns out, our skin’s natural antioxidant defenses gradually weaken, as we age. A declined state of protection causes our skin’s natural oils to react strangely with the air around it —- and this reaction is known as “nonenal”. Nonenal is why my granddaughter told me I smell old…

 

Our skin’s natural antioxidant defenses can begin weakening in adults as young as 40. But as we age, the reactions become stronger, causing the odor to become more noticeable. The fact that said odors are known to cling to fabrics, furniture and tight spaces don’t exactly help…

 

And as with typical body odor, we’re not likely to smell it on ourselves — so we often don’t find out until someone points the smell out to us, just like what happened to me.

 

Fancy perfumes and expensive laundry detergents would mask the odors… for maybe a couple of hours. But it didn’t address the source of my problem.

 

I felt horrible about myself. I didn’t want to go outside smelling like a mummy. Especially because I didn’t feel old, until I found out I smelt old.

 

Then, I found The Nonenal Deodorizing Kit online. It’s made up of:

  • Smooth, fresh-smelling body wash that’s clinically-proven to break-down and wash-away nonenal from the skin’s surface

  • Special deodorant, designed to help slow-down the skin’s natural oxidation process — halting nonenal’s developing odors at its source

  • And hydrating body lotion that keeps my skin healthy, helping to prevent future nonenal formation.

 

I swapped-out my old toiletries for the The Nonenal Deodorizing Kit and within a week or two, my daughter complimented “my fresh new scent”.

 

Now I go out without a second thought. And because I smell younger, I feel younger!

 

The best part? You can try The Nonenal Deodorizing Kit, risk-free! If it doesn’t wash-away that “old person smell” in 30 days, you can return it for a free refund. And if you order now, you’ll also receive a 20% discount on your first order!

 

You’ll be glad you did!

Script #2 (Voiceover)

Old people don’t all smell the same, do they?

 

Many speak of a consistent musky odor that “only old people seem to have”. The bizarre phenomenon — until the 20th century, when scientists discovered a faint, invisible substance now known as “nonenal”.

 

Where does “nonenal” come from? Well, us!

 

As we age, our skin’s natural antioxidant defenses get weaker. As this happens, our skin’s natural oils beghin to react with the air surrounding it — this reaction forms that musky odor, known as “nonenal”.

 

Nonenal can begin forming in adults as young as 40, and becomes increasingly more noticeable as we age. Which makes sense — the weaker our skin’s defenses get, the more intense the reactions become!

 

And the more noticeable (or potent) nonenal is, the more likely it is to cling to clothing, furniture — even tight, stuffy spaces in our homes. As with conventional body odors, we’re unlikely to smell them on ourselves — but those around us, they can smell it just fine!

 

Lavish perfumes and laundry detergents can mask the smell for a few hours, but because they don’t do anything to prevent the reactions causing nonenal, they don’t provide any reliable support.

 

But that doesn’t mean seniors are stuck with that musky, “old people smell”. They can always try clinically-tested solutions, like the The Nonenal Deodorizing Kit, which comes with:

  • Soothing body wash that’s clinically-proven to break-down and wash-away the nonenal that’s giving-off the odor people can smell

  • All-day protection deodorant that slows-down the skin’s natural oxidation process to keep you smelling fresh

  • And relaxing body lotion designed to hydrate the skin and prevent future nonenal formation.

 

Add this 1-2-3 solution to your morning routine if you’d like to smell better, feel younger and never have to worry about “old person smell” again!

 

And today, you can try The Nonenal Deodorizing Kit risk-free for 30 days. If you don’t love it, you’ll get a full refund, no questions asked! Order with the link below for an extra 20% discount on your first order!

Script #3 (First-Person)

I know I’m getting up there in age. But I don’t FEEL “old” — at least not yet. 

 

I love trying new things

I still hike twice a week

Frankly, I don’t feel a day over 45…

 

Until I was told that I “smell old”. I didn’t even know what that meant when I first heard it.

 

Moth balls? I don’t use them.

 

After looking into “old people smell”, I learned that our skin ages with us — and with age, its natural antioxidant defenses become weaker. In its weakened state, our skin is more likely to react to the air around it, creating an invisible, musky substance known as “nonenal”.

 

Nonenal is what people had been smelling on me. And apparently, they smelled it on my clothing, and home — because it’s known to stick to fabrics, furniture, and closed spaces. It’s especially concerning, considering that we don’t smell the odor on ourselves.

 

And before you ask, no, nonenal is a 100% natural process and has nothing to do with poor hygiene. I would know, I’m a bit of a germaphobe myself!

 

I tried using high-end perfumes and top-shelf laundry detergents to mask the smell — which worked… temporarily. But I was always left wondering if I smelled like a walking corpse.

 

Then I found The Nonenal Deodorizing Kit — and thank goodness I did!

 

My order came with:

  • Body wash that’s clinically-proven to break-down and wash-away nonenal to erase the source of “old people smell”

  • Deodorant that slows-down the reformation of nonenal for all-day protection

  • And relaxing body lotion designed to hydrate the skin and prevent future nonenal formation

 

The Nonenal Deodorizing Kit not only got rid of my “old people smell”, it keeps it from coming back too!

 

You can try it for yourself, risk-free! Use The Nonenal Deodorizing Kit for 30 days and if you don’t love it, send it back for a full refund. Just click the link below to save 20% on your first order!

 

Smell better. Feel better!

Script #4 (Voiceover - Updated)

Still stuck living with “old people smell”? It’s super common, but most seniors simply don’t know how to fight it-away.

 

Quick Quiz: Which of these statements are true:

  • “Senior smell is a sign of deteriorating health”

  • “As seniors’ eyesight worsens, so does their ability to bathe properly”

  • “Old people just smell old… and there’s nothing anyone can do about it!”

 

NONE of these statements are true. In fact, what we know as “old people smell” is 100% natural in senior citizens.

 

See, the older our skin gets, the weaker its antioxidant defences become. And as time goes on, and as said defences grow weaker, the skin begins to react with the air around it. This reaction is the same odor young people smell on you — the scientific term for it is “nonenal”.

 

Traditional soaps won’t wash-away the odors

Fancy perfumes will only temporarily mask the smell

Even special laundry detergents are limited

 

Especially when you consider that nonenal is known to stick to fabrics, furniture and tight spaces.

 

That’s why so many seniors are saying “good-bye” to musky odors and self-conscious living — because they added [ClientName]’s New Nonenal Deodorizing Kit to their morning routine!

 

Their New Nonenal Deodorizing Kit is specially-designed to fight nonenal with Japanese persimmons — the ingredient known to neutralize nonenal at its source. 

 

It's the body wash, deodorant and moisturizer that makes smelling young as easy as 1-2-3!

 

Try it risk-free for 30 days — smell younger, or get your money back, no questions asked! And click the link below to save 20% on your first order!

 

DTC Cosmetics Client

Millions of women experience thinning hair every year.

 

It can happen after child birth

After menopause

As a long-term side effect of COVID-19

 

… and according to the UCLA Health Organization, 40% of women are impacted by Female Pattern Hair Loss by their 50th birthday.

 

What starts as thinning, sometimes graying hair can eventually turn into clumps of hair in the shower.

 

… and as women’s hairstyle options decrease, so does their confidence.

 

Suddenly, your ponytail looks too thin to wear.

Your favorite style just doesn’t look right anymore. 

You start finding bald spots…

 

… and in time, you don’t feel as free, or beautiful as you used to.

 

Hey…

 

You have two options:

 

You can either blame natural aging, dye your hair dark and live in denial.

 

Or you can turn to [ClientName], a natural, high-quality serum for as little as a dollar a day.

 

[ClientName] is made with only natural, 100% vegan ingredients like Vitamins C, E and B5 — Argan, Jojoba oil and Minoxidil for reliable results without any side effects.

 

Sick of feeling embarrassed?

 

Tired of staring at other womens’ hair?

 

Then get your hair back and all the confidence that came with it with [ClientName]!

 

That means getting back to thicker, fuller and shinier hair without the foul odors or risks of any side effects.

 

In other words, you can go back to living your life BEFORE your hair started thinning.

 

You’ll be able to wear your hair your way, and look amazing.

 

When you look good, you feel good.

 

When you feel good, you’re up for anything.

 

Don’t let thinning hair put your life on pause.

 

… and at under a dollar per day, you can get your confidence back for less than a cup of coffee.

 

Try [ClientName] risk-free for 90 days and if you’re not completely satisfied, you’ll get a full refund, no questions asked.

 

[ClientName] is fully approved by the Conformité Européenne and Food and Drug Administration. 

 

Get free, 2-day shipping throughout the United States with round-the-clock customer support.

 

Join over 97 THOUSAND happy women who took their lives back with [ClientName].

 

Save time.

 

Save money.

 

And get back to living life on your terms.

 

Try [ClientName] for 90 days and love the way you look, or get a full refund!

 

Robot Food Delivery Client

Script #1

Hook Variations

“I remember the first time I saw a Serve Bot and wondered “what is this?!?” Now…

 

“We’ve been LOVING Serve here in LA, so it only makes sense that they’re growing fast.

Body

Serve is the leading autonomous sidewalk delivery company. 

 

They’re on active delivery for big names like Uber Eats and 7-Eleven… and I have to be honest, I think this is just the beginning.

 

Why am I investing? I mean, there’s such big demand for food delivery and it’s still so expensive… this is definitely reshaping how it’s done for the better.”

 

Visit invest.serverobotics.com and invest today!

 

Script #2

Hook Variations

I recently got my Uber Eats order delivered by a robot… it came on time and I didn’t have to tip. My mind was BLOWN!

 

“Robots are clearly the future… and they seem to be everywhere, expanding fast..

 

Body

There’s a reason Serve has become the leading autonomous sidewalk delivery company. With backing from big brands Nvidia and partnership with Uber, 7-Eleven and Delivery Hero, they’re probably gonna skyrocket really soon.

 

… that’s why I’ve got money on Serve.”

 

Visit invest.serverobotics.com and invest today!

Mushroom Supplement Client

#1 (Relieve Stress & Anxiety) - 45 Seconds

Hook Alternatives:

  • Balancing my career and 3 kids is CHAOS

  • My life’s like a treadmill that I can’t turn off…

  • Life’s stressors can mek relaxing IMPOSSIBLE…

 

And if you live with stress and anxiety, you know.

 

Personally, my life feels like one big game of Jenga, where every turn is MY turn.

 

And it was really starting to get to me.

 

I even found myself binge eating and drinking

I had trouble falling (and staying) asleep

Life felt like one big blur.

 

Then, a work friend recommended Elevate.

 

It’s a one-a-day supplement made with functional mushrooms.

 

At first I thought she wanted me to take a trip at the office..

 

But it turns out, these functional mushrooms are clinically-proven to relieve stress and anxiety WITHOUT any harmful side effects — and they’re 100% non-addictive.

 

Since taking it, I feel more energetic, clear-headed and my anxiety isn’t even close to what it used to feel like.

 

It’s like I got my life back…

 

Try Elevate today and if you don’t feel better in 100 days, they’ll give you a FULL refund.

 

Just click here for natural anxiety relief!





 

Hi Jill,

Here is the script we would like you to create, please let me know if you have any questions.

#2 (Clear Brain Fog & Improve Focus) - 45 Seconds

Hook Alternatives:

  • I wanted to check-off my to-do list, but I couldn’t think straight…

  • My life felt like one big foggy dream.

  • When my brain’s cloudy, it feels like I’m just going through the motions…

 

No matter HOW many cups of coffee I had…

 

Then I learned this zombie-like feeling was actually pretty normal among moms my age. 

 

So a girlfriend of mine recommended Elevate.

 

It’s a daily mushroom-made capsule that clears brain fog and helps me focus better than ANY cuppa coffee I’ve ever had.

 

It’s been a game-changer for keeping me focused and on-task at the office, around the house and beyond.

 

It’s also known to reduce anxiety, improve mood, boost creativity — it even provides immune support!

 

And no, these aren’t THOSE mushrooms.

 

They’re made with the functional, hard-to-find kind that are clinically-proven to work.

 

That’s why they offer a 100-day money-back guarantee. So if you don’t feel clear-headed with razor-sharp focus, just get your money back. No biggie!

 

Click here to get started!











 

Hi Melaney,

Here is the script we would like you to create, please let me know if you have any questions.

 

#3 (Elevate Mood & Boost Creativity) - 60 Seconds

Hook Alternatives:

  • My mood swings had my family walking on eggshells…

  • My mood swings would ruin nights, weekends and holidays…

  • With my mood swings, my family didn’t know which “me” they were gonna get…

 

It was getting out of hand. And I was tired of being all over the place like that…

 

I tried meditating.

I cleaned up my diet.

I even started exercising more.

 

And I felt healthier, but moods just kept on swinging.

 

Turns out, this isn’t all that rare for moms my age.

 

So I finally tried Elevate.

 

It’s a one-a-day supplement made with 100% natural, non-addictive mushrooms.

 

The functional kind with no side effects of any kind.

 

It’s made with natural, hard-to-find mushroom-sourced ingredients that are clinically-proven to elevate your mood and stir-up your creative juices.

 

It’s also used for natural anxiety relief, brain fog and immune support.

 

Seriously, coffee wishes it was this effective…

 

I feel SO much more alert at the gym, at the office, at home with the kids and wherever else my hectic life takes me…

 

And with its 100-day money-back guarantee, you can try it 100% risk-free.

 

You’ll either feel amazing, or get a full refund.

 

Click here to feel the difference!

 

Footwear Client

“The constant pain and cramping in my legs made it difficult to walk, let alone work…

 

It felt like my legs were suffocating – like they couldn’t breathe. The on-and-off cramps were terrible and often flared up at the worst possible times. You would think my legs had run two marathons…”

 

Someone struggling to walk, clearly in pain

 

“Despite how common of a symptom it is, most living with tired, cramping legs just don’t understand the cause of the problem, so they end up never finding a solution…

 

Clip of expert talking

 

“People with tired, swollen legs often suffer from poor blood circulation, which can lead to a multitude of potential health risks”

 

Medical-looking clips of (x-ray style) of legs/feet to show the science-side of blood circulation

 

“The good news is, reversing the symptoms can be as easy as buying new socks. Durable compression socks naturally help to stimulate circulation, improving blood flow throughout the feet, ankles and legs – stopping the cramping at the source.”

 

Clip of someone putting on socks, then cuts to someone walking pain-free, looking happy

 

“I know Orthofeet is one of the better compression sock manufacturers out there – I trust them – and they run some pretty good sales from time to time…

 

Just click the link below to learn more!”

 

Should end with a “Click Below” type of graphic

 

Pocket Money App Client

Script #1

Sound: Voice Over

Action: Parents scrolling through app/kids doing chores

Caption: Words in CAPS should be emphasized by voiceover and (maybe) shown on screen 

 

Ugh, my kids seem to think money grows on trees.

 

That’s why I started using Spriggy – to instill smart, sustainable habits they’ll hold onto for life.

 

(It was offered to me for free because I bank with NAB)

 

Their easy-to-use app lets me assign chores and set savings goals, which funds a kid-friendly card they can use at their leisure.

 

It really is a great way to teach them priceless lessons about earning, spending and saving money…. I wish I had something like this when I was a kid!

 

You can sign-up in under 2 minutes and get your loadable card.

 

Join me and over 650 THOUSAND happy parents today by downloading the app!

Script #2

Sound: Voice Over

Action: Parents scrolling through app/kids doing chores

Caption: Words in CAPS should be emphasized by voiceover and (maybe) shown on screen 

 

My kids NEVER did their chores, no matter how many times I asked…

 

… until I got Spriggy (free for NAB customers).

 

Thanks to Spriggy, my kids are actually motivated to do their chores because they earn pocket change.

 

(What they don’t realize is they’re learning PRICELESS saving and spending habits!

 

It was as simple as:

  • Assigning my kids chores via Spriggy’s easy-to-use app

  • Setting savings goals for them to work towards

  • Loading their earnings on a kid-friendly card

 

… all without losing ANY visibility or control.

I tried it because it was free, plus they had over 20 THOUSAND 5-Star reviews, so I figured, why not?

 

Download the Spriggy app for FREE to see what all the buzz is about!

Script #3

Sound: Voice Over

Action: Parents scrolling through app/kids doing chores

Caption: Words in CAPS should be emphasized by voiceover and (maybe) shown on screen 

 

I was never taught how to spend my money wisely.

 

I had to learn from my (very costly mistakes)... which I didn’t want to see my kids go through, not in this economy…

 

Lucky for my kids, NAB Bank offers its customers Spriggy for FREE!

 

Spriggy’s a SUPER simple app that lets me assign my kids chores, in exchange for pocket money that’s paid through a reloadable, kid-friendly card.

 

It really couldn’t be easier.

 

Plus, my kids have NEVER been more motivated to do their chores AND they’re learning to be more responsible with their money.

 

Download our app and join over 650 THOUSAND happy members today!

Script #4

“Harry, did you NOT take out the garbage?!?”

 

 

It was IMPOSSIBLE to get Harry to do even the smallest chores before I tried Spiggy.

 

I was offered to me FREE, as a NAB customer, so I figured “it’s gotta be better than this”.

 

 

And like magic, Harry started taking the garbage out, doing the dishes and cleaning up after the pets.

 

I thought I was seeing things…

Turns out, Harry just needed a little motivation.

 

Spriggy gives him that and so much more.

 

It lets me assign him chores for pocket money via their SUPER simple app. From there, he gets his payments on a kid-friendly card.

 

He’s learning how to be responsible with his money, while I get to relax a bit

 

 

Well, maybe for a minute…

 

I gotta go.

 

Just download the Spriggy app and sign-up in less than 2 minutes and maybe you’ll get to relax!

Script #5

Sound: Voice Over

Action: Parents scrolling through app/kids doing chores

Caption: Words in CAPS should be emphasized by voiceover and (maybe) shown on screen 

 

I was SHOCKED when I saw how many chores my kids were doing!

 

My secret?

 

NAB Bank offered me free use of this cool app, Spriggy.

 

It lets me assign my kids chores and pay them pocket money, through a pre-paid, kid-friendly card.

 

They’re more motivated to do their chores, while learning priceless lessons about spending and saving their money.

 

It’s a win-win! 

 

If you bank with NAB, you get it for free – sign-up in 2 minutes or less and download the app to get started!

 

Pillow Client

Script #1 (15 seconds)

My neck and back used to KILL me because of the way I slept.

 

Man struggling to sleep, looking visibly uncomfortable

 

It would feel stiff, tight – sometimes even spasm.

 

Man losing his phone down the crack

 

Until I got Norapillow, which supports my neck and back so I can sleep like a baby with NO pain the next day!

 

Plus, it’s wedged-shape perfectly closes the gap between my mattress and headboard so my phone and remotes don’t fall through anymore!  

 

It’s SO comfortable, it feels like it was made just for me!

 

Man relaxing on his pillow

 

Plus my neck and back have NEVER felt better! I’ll never sleep without Norapillow again.

 

Click below to get yours!

Script #2 (20 seconds)

Tossing and turning would cut hours out of my sleep because I could never find the right position.

 

Man tossing and turning – struggling to sleep, looking visibly uncomfortable

 

That lack of sleep would always carry over to my day… no matter how many cups of coffee I had.

 

Man looking miserable (and tired) at work

 

… and the neck pains were AWFUL.

 

Man fixing his neck

 

Then I got Norapillow – now I sleep like a baby with no more neck pains!

 

Sleeping comfortably, smiling

 

Click below to get yours!

Script #3 (15 seconds)

There’s restful sleep… then there’s restful sleep with the Norapillow!

 

Woman sleeping soundly with Norapillow

 

The Norapillow closes the gap between the mattress and headboard, so I don’t lose my things anymore.

 

And it’s SO comfortable, it’s like having a little cloud for your neck while you sleep and works WONDERS for people with aching necks and backs.

 

Woman relaxing on her pillow

 

It even has a little side pocket for your phone… just in case!

 

Click below to get yours before we run out!


 

Video Sales Letters (VSLs)

eCommerce Coach Client

Script #1

Is your Shopify brand doing at least $10K per month online?

 

Chances are, you’ve hit a wall. Or you’re about to.

 

It’s part of the process of running an eCommerce store.

 

When the inevitable strikes, Shopify store owners come to us…

 

Because our scaling systems are proven to double revenue for eCom brands — if something goes wrong, they don’t pay us a dime.

 

Oh, and this scaling system? It’s what I used to turn an idea in my dorm room into a brand that does 7-figures a month.

 

… a brand that Ludacris, Kyrie Irving, Chris Paul, Giannis Antetokounmpo, Rick Ross, Da Baby, Zion Williamson and SO many other celebrities support.

 

I mean, we’ve worked with Hulu, Disney, Netflix, Google and the NBA — and now we’re in top retailers like Urban Outfitters, Foot Locker and Jimmy Jazz.

 

My point is, this works, or you don’t pay me a penny.

 

Click this ad if you want to see how this system works for yourself. I’ll even show you step-by-step.

 

See you on the other side!

Script #2

Has your Shopify store plateaued at 5-figures a month?

 

Some call it the “5-figure limbo” — but if you want your brand to move, listen up…

 

Because our proven scaling systems promise to double your revenue — or you don’t have to pay us.

 

Yep… we’re that confident because we know our system works.

 

In fact, it’s the SAME system I used to turn an idea in my dorm room into a $10M brand.

 

Now in addition to online sales, my brand is also sold at Urban Outfitters, Foot Locker and Jimmy Jazz.

 

High profile celebrities like Ludacris, Kyrie Irving, Chris Paul, Giannis Antetokounmpo, Rick Ross, Da Baby and Zion Williamson rock my merch.

 

We’ve even collabed with Hulu, Disney, Netflix, Google and the NBA!

 

… all by plugging a good idea into a system.

 

Want to try this system for your Shopify store?

 

Then click this ad and I’ll show you step-by-step.

 

See you there!

Script #3

Most Shopify store owners can’t scale beyond 5-figures per month.

 

More times than not, because they’re leaking profits.

 

- throwing money at agencies and freelancers

- not optimizing important aspects of their website

- wasting time on methods that don’t work

 

… when all is said and done, they plateau.

 

And money aside, they fail to adapt their business structure.

 

So they build their lives around their business, rather than build their business around their lives.

 

I cracked this code…

 

That’s how I turned an idea in my dorm room and turned into a store that’s pulled $10M in just a few short years. 

 

Now my brand can be found at Urban Outfitters, Foot Locker and Jimmy Jazz.

 

… even celebrities like Ludacris, Giannis Antetokounmpo and Rick Ross wear my clothes.

 

And these same techniques helped students like Bree go from $80K a to $175K a month in just 90 days! (show screenshot)

 

Click this ad if you want similar results.

 

If I fall short, you don’t pay.

 

Click now and I’ll see ya on the other side!

Script #4

Is your Shopify site doing 5-figures?

 

If so, listen up…

 

Because our proven scaling framework is specially-designed to transform profitable eCom shops into industry leaders.

 

It’s how we got Bree to go from $80K to $175K a month in 90 days flat (show screenshot)

 

We’re able to do this because we’ve been there ourselves.

 

I mean…

 

The idea in my college dorm room turned into an eCommerce shop.

 

Three years later and…

 

- we’re in major retailers like Urban Outfitters, Foot Locker and Jimmy Jazz

- we’ve partnered with Hulu, Disney, Netflix, Google and the NBA

- celebrities like Ludacris, Kyrie Irving, Chris Paul, Giannis Antetokounmpo, Rick Ross, Da Baby and Zion Williamson support us…

 

And oh yeah — we’ve made over $10M in revenue.

 

By working with us, you’re just plugging your eCommerce shop into our system.

 

And if we don’t double your sales, you don’t pay us a dime.

 

Interested? Then click this ad and we’ll get started!

Script #5

I turned an idea in my dorm room into a $10M Shopify store in just 3 years.

 

In those 3 short years…

 

- we landed our clothing in major retailers like Urban Outfitters, Foot Locker and Jimmy Jazz

- we partnered with Hulu, Disney, Netflix, Google and the NBA

- celebrities like Ludacris, Kyrie Irving, Chris Paul, Giannis Antetokounmpo, Rick Ross, Da Baby and Zion Williamson started supporting us…

 

Now, we use the same tactics to help other eCommerce shops scale.

 

But we go beyond the bank — we help shop owners build their business around their lives, instead of the other way around.

 

The result? Better profits and A LOT more fun!

 

And if your Shopify store is already doing $10K or more a month…

 

We can double your sales. If we don’t, you don’t pay us.

 

Want to have more fun, making MORE money?

 

You can be just like Bree, who went from $80K to $175K a month after working with us for 90 days.

 

I’ll show you what to do step-by-step.

 

Just click this ad to get started!

 

Solar Client

 

Hey! I’m Moe Falah — I’ve been an entrepreneur for as long as I’ve been able to drive a car.

 

Through my late teens and early twenties, I was a part of several unique startups and business ventures — and MAN were there highs-and-lows. And as much as I hate to admit it — at that point of my life, it was mostly lows.

 

Which led to some incredibly valuable lessons that an entrepreneur can’t truly learn without living through it. There are things you have to see for yourself for that true eye-opening experience.

 

It was at this point, in January of 2020, where I’d build my first monster startup.

 

Simple Solar.

 

Now, of course there were already MANY solar companies around — and many of these have already changed hands.

 

But Simple Solar was different. Mainly because it was the first solar company to be built around people, rather than panels. So rather than build my company around a piece of technology that was fairly easy to replicate — I decided to do the opposite of what some quote-on-quote experts suggested.

 

I created an amazing offer with a solid product, then centered my focus around the talented people that would be selling them.

 

As a result, we successfully recruited over 400 people over 2 years — growing from a single location in California and quickly expanded across the country. One of its main locations is in Miami, where I currently reside.

 

Oh — and if you’re wondering HOW fast Simple Solar grew, Inc Magazine ranked us the 44th fastest-growing private company. That’s 44th, out of over 30 MILLION privately owned businesses across the country.

 

Millions of dollars earned later, I would go on to sell my remaining shares of Simple Solar. I made a fortune, but I was miserable. Because despite having a ton of money and being able to travel to pretty much wherever I wanted — I lacked purpose. My life felt empty. And honestly, I was led down a very dark path. And even though I had more money than ever before… This was a dark & depressing time of my life. 

 

Here, I learned an incredibly important lesson — that while wealth can bring you freedom, it just can’t bring you happiness. At least not in the long-term.

 

I also learned something else — my people from Simple Solar weren’t just the reason for my financial come-up — they were also the core of my happiness and fulfillment.

 

I could easily become a day trader and make bank. But what good is that money if I’m not using my time and talents to help people? Besides, there’s a finite amount of money printing in the country — and winning on Wall Street means someone has to lose, somewhere. It’s a cold world, when you think about it.

 

And through everything — I realized my passions were building something of value and seeing people benefit from that value. 

 

I mean, 7 of those 400 recruits went on to be 7-figure earners and over 100 more were 6-figure earners. In other words, I don’t want to make money if my team isn’t climbing the ranks with me. That team building and overcoming obstacles together is a BIG part of the journey!

 

A few years later, an opportunity emerged. Something that literally made my jaw drop a little…

 

To consider jumping in, I had a thought.

 

Having opened a successful startup right before COVID-19 — I also realized the necessity of flexibility in location would be. That means I’d need some hungry go-getters who can be productive from anywhere — no weird bosses hovering over your shoulders.

 

I HATE that.

 

With that in mind, I made my decision because not only was this opportunity too good to pass up — the timing couldn’t have been better.

 

And I’d like to preface this —- it’s absolutely imperative for me to run a tight, neatly-run business. So while hundreds of people will apply, I can only take a select handful. At least at first!

 

If you get passed over at first, it doesn’t mean we’ll never work together.

 

Now, let me get to it…

 

Basically, this company will center-around The Medicare Advantage.

 

If you don’t already know, Medicare is a niche within health insurance, available for Americans 65 or older, OR for some under 65 with select disabilities or qualifications. It’s funded through social security, meaning the funds are already made available through our clients’ paid taxes.

 

… and this is a HUGE factor for us. Because the government is known to actively work against many businesses. In this case, the government acts as a support agent.

 

It was a similar situation with Simple Solar. The government paid 30% — in some states, upwards of 55% through environmental initiatives.

 

And again — this isn’t some additional cost — we’re working with what our clients already have legally available to them. 

 

The problem? Many Medicare beneficiaries are missing additional benefits they already qualify for, or could be overpaying for. Because the truth is, the system is so big, there isn’t anyone to closely monitor each individual case.

 

It’s typically up to the client to request what they want — but let’s face it, what normal person knows the details about Medicare and all the nuanced services they offer? Exactly, nobody!

 

… but that’s the beauty of this. We’re providing a simple service that people already have access to via government funding — they just don’t know it.

 

That’s where we come in. Your job is as simple as listening, helping them compare plans and find what’s right for their needs. We’re simply helping them get something the government is already providing for a modest fee.

 

And while our ethically-low fees are fairly modest… did you know that 12,000 people turn 65 every day? That’s 12,000 new opportunities every single day — and because we’re the first to do this, we’ll get MORE than the lion’s share of the pie.

 

You’ll be trained on every step of the process beyond sales.

 

And get this —- all you really have to do is sell them once. Which really means helping them compare plans, based on their needs… then entering their Medicare ID into a software, read disclosures pertaining to their plan, get a verbal confirmation, then transfer the call for a second form of verbal verification. That’s it.

 

You’ll earn 100’s of dollars per enrollment, whether it’s a sale you made, or one of your teammates closed. & the big benefit is that you’ll make residual earnings after the sale, which means you could get started building cashflow & establishing true wealth.

 

Once that’s done, they’re in our system, where we’ll continue to nurture their account. 

 

That means finding additional products that can help them — important nuggets like life insurance, property & casualty insurance, annuities, and various financial saving instruments, which are options for saving money during tight times.

 

In other words, the further we move them down our funnel, the more data we collect, and the more relevant services we can connect them with. 

 

Want to know the best part? You’re only responsible for the initial sale. Once they're in our system, you’ll get a cut of every upsell and cross-sell we make for additional passive income.

 

So think of each client sold as your account. The further down the system they go, the more commissions you earn.

 

But that’s just sales, which is the foundation of what you’ll be doing. Which brings me to the next part…

 

See, your main objectives will be building and managing your own team. This goes back to my experience at Simple Solar. Training, coaching and empowering people so they can reach new heights.

 

The bigger, and more efficient your team is, the more you all have to gain.

 

Oh, by the way…

 

You’ll get a generous cut of every transaction one of your team members makes. The same goes for when they bring people in, and so on. See how momentum and build-up fast?

 

This is how I was able to develop so many 6 and 7-figure earners.

 

But I have to be clear — this isn’t all about money. I mean, sure, we want to be financially free — but like I said before, money alone doesn’t bring happiness.

 

The skills you acquire through this journey, however, will help you develop in all aspects of your life.

 

But I have to be clear about something…

 

Because while the offer is rock-solid and even though you’ll always be able to lean on your team — there will be challenges.

 

Maybe not as many ups-and-downs as I had with my first few ventures, but this won’t always be an A-to-B path. You’ll stumble, have to learn from mistakes — rinse, and repeat.

 

That’s why we place such a strong emphasis on teams. Nobody… and I mean NOBODY can build a giant company alone. You need people to lean on — to have your back — to help you when times get tough. As part of our culture, we’ll be there for each other every step of the way.

 

But still, there will be times where you’ll have to tough things out.

 

To wrap things up, this is a lucrative offer that sells itself — we just need you to provide something to a near-endless potential market, then gradually build a team doing the same stuff.

 

You’ll be coached and mentored the whole way. If you use your brain, follow the teachings and grind, you’ll be on the ground floor of a 7, 8 or maybe even 9-figure company. 

 

Years from now, there will be opportunities, but none as lucrative, considering we’ll be the first to tackle this. That means we’ll be dominant.

 

Think you have what it takes to be an 8-figure entrepreneur?

 

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